From The Jaws Of Defeat

Ostensibly, this post might be about how I’ve painted another two Fallschirmjager, to enable me to play the final installment of the Crete campaign and complete my come from behind.

However, there’s a different sort of victory I’m aiming for...

...but first, some Germans.

This is an LMG team I’ve constructed using a sprue of Warlord Games plastic Fallschirmjager, which has reminded me how much I have come to dislike both assembling and painting multi-part plastic models.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I am fully appreciative of the versatility and economic values of these kits, however I find that not only is the process of assembling them annoying (yes, I’m getting old and grumpy), but the miniatures that are produced lack the personality of metal models. What’s more, my lazy painting techniques work less wellon the shallow details and smooth surfaces of plastic.

I’ve also assembled these models in the wrong way. When I first saw the arm holding the stand of the MG42, I assumed it was to make a team which was firing in the same way as the standing team I have from Artizan.

I thought it was a Fallschirmjager ‘thing’.

However, after fiddling about and wondering why, having made the arm holding the gun, Warlord hadn’t made it easy to have the guy behind firing the weapon, it dawned on me that the arm was designed more for a character to be carrying the MG42 over their shoulder, not resting it for firing. Doh!

Despite this, I think it looks fine. Some Germans must surely have been left handed. More importantly, Pete and I can now play the final scenario of the campaign, as I have all the Fallschirmjager I need, and he has painted a Cromwell tank that will proxy as a Matilda (unless Pete buys and paints a Matilda in the next week or so, which ant beyond the realms of possibility, he dies like his tanks).

This adds another two to my painted tally, which would be good news were it not for the fact that Warlord Games had a sprue sake and I bought another sprue of Fallschirmjager (yes, I know I said I disliked them, but cheap is cheap), and some blast templates and counters (I’m not counting these), leaving me a total this week -4.

Normally, this would bother me, but, this week I have finally gotten off my ass and started to sell some this I as never going to use.

First off were the custom sculpted Thundercats which were a massive disappointment due to the scale disparity between them nd pretty much everything I own.

There was a 1/72 Airfix Hawker Hurticane that I never opened as I also bought a 1/48 pre-painted (albeit with US markings) Spitfire which has proved to be more appropriate.

Finally, my AVP competition prize. Little things like the scale disparity between the sets, the quandary about which glue to use on the cloaked predators, the event cards being in Spanish and nobody else wanting to play prevented me from actually using these.

What’s more, Prodos discontinuing the game in April meant that unless I spent large amounts in the clearance sale for a game I’d never played (and never actually wanted), the project would always be missing some key elements like an Alien Queen, Facehuggers or a Loadlifter.

The combination of these three sales get me very much back on track with my tallies as, by my reckoning (and that’s all that matters), this reduces the balance of miniatures I have ‘acquired’ this year by a grand total of 44.

Combined with the Fallschirmjager, my tally suddenly starts to look healthy again:

Acquired: 85

Painted: 50

I’ve also got some more things on eBay as I type, so things could actually get even better...mind you, Warlord have a sprue sale with Dr Who stuff in it, so maybe not...

I need to post something...anything!

I’ve been having one of those off periods with painting. It’s been partly due to lack of motivation, partly due to real world stuff and partly due to having foolishly depleted my pile of assembled models. 

Anyway I’ve been trying to fix the issue...

These are some new Fallschirmjager I bought with birthday money (oh yeah, it’s been my birthday, which hasn’t helped the tallies, more on that later). 

These reinforcements include:

• An officer, an LMG team, and three men, two armed with panzerfausts and one with an assault rifle (Warlord Plastic)
• A flamethrower team, a sniper team, a panzerschrek team and a light howitzer team (Warlord Metal)
• A StuG III Ausf. G assault gun (Warlord Plastic)

These have been bought to add variety to my small force, and give them a more realistic chance in late war games, as enemy armour would be a real issue as things stand.

Also amongst the birthday presents were these...

I’ve been bemoaning my eyesight on this blog for some time, but back in March loyal reader Phil Curran recommended getting a pair of these magnifying glasses to help with close up detail work, and I have to say that they are a bit of a revelation, and have certainly helped to break the block I had on some half painted models I’d been struggling with.

Thanks Phil!

In other news, I’ve been taking part in an Imperial Assault campaign for several months and it came to a climactic conclusion recently. Here’s the intrepid heroes (clockwise from the left): Vinto (Richard), Onar (Craig), Tress (Stu) and Gideon (Me).

We took on the night of the Empire led by Admiral Thrawn (Aneurin) in the vicinity of Lothal and along the way met many on the characters from the Star Wars: Rebels cartoon.

Our team tactics were simple, Vinto would shoot anything and everything that moved, Onar would run interference and protect the rest of us, Tress would run around like the Flash punching everything, and Gideon stood at the back shouting instructions.

After a rocky start we eventually became powerful enough to make the Empire complain about unfair scenarios. To be honest, we were ploughing through enemies by the end.

It was a really fun campaign to play, and it was nice to get another chance to use Gideon, who’s been my favourite character of the ones I’ve used.

So that’s what I’ve been up to. As hinted at earlier, the tallies have taken a bit of a battering, but I should be entering a period where I’m able to stop acquiring at such a rate, however, Wargames Illustrated continues to be no help in this regard and this month’s issue came with a sprue of eight (EIGHT!) AWI militia that may get drafted in to my 1812 project.

Acquired: 123

Painted: 45

I’m beginning to think that I need some sort of  intervention...

Attack is the best defence...

Yes, I’ve done more Fallschirmjager.

These are actually the last few that I’d bought in the build up towards the Crete campaign, and so this was simply a case of clearing the decks before starting to actually choose what to add to my army.

This medium Mortar team is from Artizan Designs like most of my army, but doesn’t actually feature in the Crete campaign. I bought it when I did my big order from Artizan as I knew I’d want one eventually, mainly because this is one of the few artillery options the Fallschirmjager get, and I knew my paratroopers would need support.

These chaps are the last three Crusader models I bought at Chillcon. I have to say that they did not have any of the casting issues I encountered with the Light Mortar and Anti-Tank Rifle teams. This may mean that I just got a bad pack, of it’s an issue specific to the prone models. Either way, I’m less averse to buying more of them now.

The last model is a bit of an odd fish. It’s also from Artizan, and adds another SMG to my army, which is never a bad thing. However the pose is a bit odd, due to the binoculars. The SMG means that he won’t suit being a spotter or observer, and the passive stance makes him not really fit in with the regular squads.

I think this chap is destined to always be in the commanding officer’s squad, as he doesn’t really look like he’s the one in charge.

I also took the opportunity to paint up a couple of sandbag defences as terrain. The fact that they are in two sections makes them really quite versatile.

I picked them up a long time ago from a model railway shop which has long since closed. They didn’t take much to do, just a base coat, wash and dry brush. However it all adds to the tallies - I’m counting this as ten as, in my rules I’ve just made up, both sets of sandbags and the actual mortar count as separate models.

Acquired: 98

Painted: 55

I also managed to give my full force of Fallschirmjager a run out against Matt’s French. Even though I could only muster a stretched 1000 points, it was a big improvement on finding spurious reasons for the Frenchbto be fighting the Soviets.

The scenario was double envelopment, where we were both aiming to get units off the other side, but only half our forces began on the table.

I had one squad on my left flank...

...and another squad on the right, backed up by my Mortar team (the spotter was on the left) and a Forward Air Observer. The centre of the table was dominated by a large hotel in which my sniper was secreted. I also had positions an MMG team badly behind the hotel.

Matt’s right was occupied by his frankly terrifying medium howitzer.

Matt’s right was held by an array of armaments. A light howitzer, an MMG team and a sniper were all poised to unleash death on whatever presented itself. He also had a Mortar team behind the hotel, you can see the spotter in front of the tent.

Finally Matt had a Somua 35 tank. Aware that I had very little in the way of anti-tank capability (an AT Rifle and some grenades), Matt had sportingly left his Panhard armours car and bigger tanks at home. This had the potential to cause me real headaches, however, the French special rules about needing to pass an orders test to move and fire in the same turn was probably my biggest protection from being steamrollered.

The first action of the game saw the turret of the Somua rotate towards my sniper and obliterate him before he got a shot off. First blood to the French.

Outgunned and outnumbered, I had no option but to advance. I knew a shooting match wouldn’t end well, however, Fallschirmjager are all veterans and do my best defence probably lay in getting stuck into assaults. This strategy also had the advantage of getting my troops across the board.

My Air Observer called in an air strike on the medium howitzer, which arrived on time, weakening killing two crew. The rest were finished off by a spray of rifle and LMG fire before it managed to have an impact on the game.

On the other flank, my squad advanced whilst my Mortar team tried to range in on the other gun team. In return, with nothing else in view, Matt took aim at the Mortar spotter, who would prove to be incredibly hard to kill. A combination of being a small team, in cover, at long range, a veteran, and really bad dice from Matt would see him survive th game with 4 pins, despite being shot at numerous times, most notably by the worst sniper in the world.

On the second turn, reserves began to arrive and my single squad was facing a veritable wall of French soldiers an the corpse they were binding in began to be lit up by rifle fire.

They hunkered down, took some pot shots and aimed to hold their ground until help arrived. It was here that it first became apparent just how much tougher to shift veterans are in comparison to regulars.

Help was on the way in the form of my officer, another squad, a medic and a Light Mortar team.

Unfortunately this meant I had nothing to commit to my right, where a squad of Senegalese had appeared in support of the Somua to block my escape route.

Back on the left, the weight of fire had begun to take its toll, but in response my Mortar had ranged in on the French gun. My squad had been saved from taking a very difficult break test by the presence of the medic who had ran up to support them.

My reserve squad and officer advanced more cautiously, but the Light Mortar team managed to range in at the first attempt and blow a hole in the closely pack French infantry.

On the following turn their barrage was joined by the squad who moved to the hedge. The combined fire almost obliterated one of the French squads.

The French howitzer had also been finished off, but my squad in the trees were hanging on by their fingernails. They aren’t able to fire now and simply concentrated on holding their ground.

Meanwhile, things looked grim on my right. Another French squad arrived in time to kill the Air Observer (who’d been making a cheeky end zone run) and now my single squad looked likely to be overwhelmed.

With nothing to oppose it save for an ineffectual and inaccurate Anti-Tank Rifle, the Somua rubbles forwards.

Unable to advance due to the enemy numbers, or retreat due to the tank in their rear, the Fallschirmjager found themselves flanked and raked by withering fire from the Senegalese.

From the front, the best the AT Rifle team could hope for was pinning the French tank, but even that was beyond them.

Over on the left, as my force advanced, the remaining French squad finally overran the squad in the copse. The battle would depend on who got the initiative on the following turn.

The Germans struck first and the veteran paratroopers made short work of the French in bloody hand-to-hand combat. Suddenly there was very little standing between them and their objective. The battle for the right flank looked won.

Only an MMG team was left (the sniper had been hit by another frighteningly accurate Mortar round) to spray the woods indiscriminately in the hope of slowing down the German advance. My own MMG had been hit by a howitzer round earlier in the game, and the solitary survivor was unable to have any impact on the outcome, even failing to hit a medic that wandered in front of him.

Despite the German success on the left, the right was collapsing. Thinned out by rifle fire, the Fallschirmjager squad was easy prey for an assault from the vicious Senegalese.

The AT Rifle made a dash for the (slightly) vulnerable flank of the Somua before it left the field of battle. However, they failed again nd only avoided being killed by the fact that there were more victory points available to Matt by simply driving off.



On the left, the last of the French units were brushed aside. The squad led the way, making it off the table, followed by the officer, medic and Light Mortar who made it into the French camp.

The Senegalese also made it into my deployment zone, but the other squad, who’d taken two extra turns to arrive and had then failed an orders test, fell short.

At the end of the game the result was 17-12 (or 15-10 if medics don’t count for scoring, we were unsure) to me. The large building in the centre made it a game of two halves. The left flank was hard fought, but went my way thanks to accurate Mortar fire, veteran toughness and me being unusually aggressive.

The right was pretty much a lost cause when I threw almost all my reserves against the left. Only extreme luck would have held back the tank. However, veteran doggedness did hold up Matt’s troops long enough to secure victory.

My MVP was the brand new Mortar team which not only took out the howitzer and the sniper, but also drew fire via the spotter.

The Fallschirmjager offer a really different game to my Soviets or British LDV, one that is all about movement and aggression rather than firepower. This is not my usual m.o. so it will be interesting to adapt to this out of character army.

A Trench Too Far?

May, 1941, and the Third Reich launches a massive airborne assault of the island of Crete in an attempt to wrest this strategic base just off the coast of mainland Europe. The Fallschirmjager, although successful, would suffer enough casualties to make Hitler wary of using them in this manner again.

Over the last six months, Pete and I have been slowly building our new Bolt Action forces up to allow us to play a series of linked games that featured in Wargames Illustrated #371. As small actions, they gave us realistic targets to aim for, and also helped me to choose what to build (something I struggle with). Also the narrative element is something we’ve really started to enjoy in games of Bolt Action.

The campaign matched perfectly with me starting Fallschirmjager and Pete working on a British force. Admittedly, both our forces are technically in late war uniforms (some of mine are even armed with assault rifles...ignore them), we were using walls and fences to mark a bridge and trench lines, and the less said about the US insignia on the Spitfire the better (it was a random purchase from China, only 1 in 8 was American). However we were all set for our games that centred around Gruppe Buecke actions to take the Tavrontis Bridge and Maleme Airfield from the 22nd New Zealand battalion and RAF 33 Squadron.

Scenario 1: Attack on the RAF Camp

Gruppe Buecke drive across the Tavrontis River and towards a sparsely defended RAF camp. If successful, they would not only drive the British back, but would also capture vital plans left lying around.

The Fallschirmjager firce featured an officer, two small squads, with a third in reserve, and an MMG team (all rated Veteran).

And they were ably assisted by a lone sniper.

Facing them were two squads of New Zealanders (Regular) and two ad hoc groups of RAF ground crew (Inexperienced), one of which was in reserve.

The initial advance of the Fallschirmjager was cautious but positive. A screen of fire from rifles and MGs, ably supported by a strafing run from the Luftwaffe, put numbers of pins on the British units, but didn’t succeed in killing many of them.

However, the return fire was more deadly, as the sniper was killed and both squads took casualties. To add insult to injury, one squad took fright (FUBAR) and retreated to the rear for a time to regroup.

Meanwhile, the Kiwis bolstered their defensive position, whilst RAF crew moved up through the camp in support.



Even with reserves arriving from the rear, the thin German line looked extremely vulnerable as it had no choice but to advance across open ground into the teeth of the enemy, where they took more casualties.



With time running short, and the most advanced squad refusing to move, only the officer and a solitary NCO were in a position to even try to achieve the mission objective, and so a mad dash down the centre was launched.



Unfortunately (or inevitably), both men were killed. This meant that although there were enough Fallschirmjager left to assault the trenches, neither squad would be able to get to the camp.



Simply as a matter of honour, the reserve squad charged and drove an RAF group out of a trench, regaining a modicum of dignity for the misfortune-stricken force. However, they could only look in as the British managed to retrieve the plans before retreating.

We worked out a rudimentary scoring system for the campaign to keep things interesting, and my failure to get close to the camp meant that Pete was now leading 2-0.

In retrospect, I could blame bad luck for the lack of casualties I inflicted, the number of failed orders tests I experienced with veterans, or even the FUBAR that saw one squad run back to the table edge. 

However, in reality, I didn’t get moving quickly enough, I was too cautious and gave Pete too much time to organise his defence. By the time they’d got into assault range, my squads had been shot and pinned to the point of uselessness.

In the next game I’d have to fight my natural instincts and go he’ll for leather towards the enemy.

Scenario 2: Attack on C Company

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Tavrontis Bridge, Gruppe Buecke was also assaulting the Maleme Airfield. C Company of the 22nd Battalion was tasked with holding the trenches against all comers.

The New Zealanders (all Regular) had four squads of varying sizes, with one of the smaller squads held in reserve.

Meanwhile, the Fallschirmjager (Veteran again) had an officer, two larger squads and an MMG team. A smaller squad was also in reserve.

Aware that they needed to get moving, the entire German force move quickly towards the trenches. They took fire, but were aided by another attack from the Luftwaffe that pinned a group of the enemy before they could occupy one of the trenches.

However, the Kiwis were able to point a large number rifles in their direction, but mthe experience of the veteran troops at finding conversion where there was none prevented them taking too many casualties. However, in the chaos, the squad mistakenly opened fire at their own officer (FUBAR, again!), but he wasn’t hurt.

With numbers still intact, a spray of MMG fire kept the heads of the pinned squad down, and left them vulnerable to a surprise attack.

The assault caught the Kiwis flat-footed and saw them wiped out. The successful Germans then consolidated to the safety of the unoccupied trench.

However, the New Zealander’s still had numbers on their side and prepared to launch a series of counter assaults.

The assaults went in, leaving the German officer and one of his squads dead, the Kiwis reduced to two men, but crucially, the British in control of both trenches, with limited time remaining.



However, fate now smiled on the Fallschirmjager. Not only did orders tests get passed and the trench get retaken with minimal casualties, but another attack run from the Luftwaffe wiped out the smaller squads that had been harassing the German flank.



Things looked bleak for the Kiwis. Only four of them remains to hold the last trench. However, pinned by MMG fire, they were unable to resist the assault when it came, and the defensive positions surrounding the Maleme Airfield fell into enemy hands.



For this scenario we’d worked out that each trench was worth one campaign point. This left the score finely poised at 2-2.

I was much happier with my tactics this time, and although I was saved on numbers of occasions (even from my own men) by the extra difficulty of killing veterans, the Fallschirmjager really proved their worth in assault. I was also helped by being able to pass orders tests this time.

The final scenario is worth up to four campaign points and so there’s still all to play for. However, I’m really enjoying these smaller games with specific objectives. We both still need to add a couple of things to our forces before the final game, so it might be a week or two before it happens.