Sunday, 12 October 2025

Show & Tell

Due to.a range of differing circumstances, I haven't been able to attend any wargames shows this year, and so when Matt suggested going to Partizan in Newark this weekend, I jumped at the chance.

I didn't go with any particular intentions to buy anything, but I was more interested in seeing what I could grab for a bargain and look at some intimidatingly detailed demo games.

For example, this one...

This massive game was by Shrewsbury Wargamers (I think) and is themed around the battle of Rourke's Drift, but using Warhammer 40k Praetorians as the British and Orks in place of Zulus 

Interestingly, the chap I was talking to wasn't aware of the Bloodbath at Orc's Drift campaign from the very early days of Warhammer Fantasy Battle.

One of the things I like about wargames shows is that they remind me that I'm also a historical gamer, something that is easy to forget in an online space that is dominated by the grim darkness of the far future.

For example, this eastern front game in a ruined city reminded me just how long it has been since I played a game of Bolt Action.

It's also a reminder that I should probably build more terrain as good looking boards make a massive difference, as is clear from this Vietnam game. However, I'm always stumped by the question about where I would store it all.

It's aldo good to see what else is out there. This really involved, multi-level board reminded me that Burrows & Badgers is the sort of silly thing that has the potential to garner my interest.

I've previously resisted due to other games demanding my attention, but I'm nearing the end of several projects and so since might open up for some anthropomorphic shenanigans.

Mind you, there are other projects I haven't looked at in some time that I could easily return to, such as VBCW, something for which I do have a few bits and pieces still to put together, and I still need to return to Vlad's Army for 7TV, which covers a lot of the same ground in terms of terrain and miniatures.

Speaking of 7TV, although this board was using homebrew rules, it definitely had the same vibe as 7TV as Martians attempted to stop the world's billionaires colonising their home planet.

In the centre of the picture you can see Jeff Bezos and his delivery drone, whilst Donald Trump is just visible on the platform behind the rocket discussing the most wonderful plans that anyone has ever seen (everyone has been telling him they love this big, beautiful plan) with an unseen Elon Musk, who is dressed as Homelander from The Boyz, naturally.

And so we get to the part where I reveal what I picked up:

1. The show miniature is a Polish paratrooper, which I'm not sure I gave a use for, which is a shame.

2. I bought a boat because I've decided that I do want to work towards a proper board for Carnevale, and making it a dock should reduce the amount of streets I'll need to build.

3. My Blood Angels will be getting reinforcements in the form of a single Terminator and a very old Vindicator, which needs some TLC.

4. I grabbed Pirates of Lunar City, a feature pack for 7TV that I don't already own. I want to get back to the game and I find the feature pack provide good motivation.

5. Finally, and providing the biggest hit to my running totals, I bought 33 Napoleonic British from a very persuasive member of the RAF on their charity stall. These will allow me to build a second Sharp Practice army for the War of 1812.

I genuinely enjoyed this show as I think I've been so focused on clearing my backlog for a while, that I haven't thought about other things I'd like to work on. After today, I think I have a few different and exciting projects to look forward to.

Acquired: -42
Painted: 447
Lead Mountain: 356

Saturday, 11 October 2025

Honour Your Ancestors

There are many plastic Dwarfs that have emerged from the subterranean halls of Games Workshop and they have gone by many names.

However, whether they are known as Dwarfs, Squats, Fyreslayers, Kharadron Overlords, or the Leagues of Votan, they can all trace their lineage back to the same ancient heroes.

Technically, the first multi-part plastic Dwarfs were made of the amazingly named 'psychostyrene' and came in blister packs of three for the amazing price of 75p.

Yes, I absolutely did pick up a pack with my pocket money, but sadly they disappeared long ago.

What I do have though, are these guys...

These are the Dwarfs from the Fantasy Regiments box, which boasted of 60 miniatures for £9.99 and contained 10 models of some x fantasy races: Dwarfs, Wood Elves, Dark Elves, Orcs, Goblins and Skaven.

Calling them multi-part was a bit of a stretch, given that this boiled down to two head options for each pose, alternate weapons for the Orcs, Skaven and Dwarfs, and optional shields for everyone except the Wood Elves.

As, you can see, I haven't retained any of the hammer options to replace the default axes, and a couple of the shields aren't original, but I did manage to make use of some spare Dark Elf crossbows to offer a bit of variation.

The cunning 'strapped-to-the-back' kitbash trick has allowed me to put together four rangers as well as the five clansdwarfs and also give a better look at the whole models.

To be fair, for almost 40 year old models (they were released in 1987) l, the hold up pretty well.

Yes, they are pretty much monopose and only rank up diagonally, but they are characterful minis that paint up.well. aldo, slight changes like the heads, weapon options and positioning of the shields (and crossbows) make for just enough variation.

The decision to use the crossbows was driven by a couple of factors. Firstly, I genuinely thought they were for the Dwarfs as I do not have any of the Dark Elves. Secondly, several of the Dwarfs had scarring on their backs from prior assembly and painting.

In fact, the guy with the shield on his back is hiding a pretty nasty gouge which had been made by a somewhat corrosive glue.

They'll look perfectly good when mixed up with a few more interesting metal miniatures, which leads me to...

This chap is not of the same provenance as the rest of my Dwarfs, being a 90's sculpt. He's also clearly a Ironbreaker (a heavily armoured Dwarf) and so can't really firm a unit with my hand weapon and shield crowd.

However, he was remarkable easy to paint.

Due to the amount of armour on display, I did all of this batch with a silver undercoat, hit them with a wash of Nuln oil and then worked up the other colours, allowing me to get them done pretty quickly.

Finally we get to these two heroes.

On the right we have Sven Hammer helm, the Dwarf hero from Advanced Heroquest. As it was released in 1989, Sven is a touch more spritely than the rank and file, and shows how quickly Games Workshop were moving forward in their development of plastic miniatures.

On the left, with the unfeasibly large axe, we have the Dwarf from Warhammer Quest from 1995. Already you can see an aesthetic change towards massively long beards, comically large weapons and more dynamic poses, something that would ultimately result in Fyreslayers balancing on their bizarrely unburnt beards (no, I'm not a fan of them).

These two, along with the Heroquest Dwarf, went on plenty of adventures with me as I tended to play the Dwarf in our games.

Looking back it does seem odd that I never got around to building a Dwarf army, but I think that the immobile gunline of Warhammer Fantasy Battles wasnt really appealing. Also, by 4th edition I could get a wider range of plastic Skeletons, High Elves and Goblins more easily, prompting me to focus on them.

It's a shame because I've really enjoyed painting these and so I might have got more Dwarfs for niahed at the time if I'd known.

As it happens, I now have the very beginnings of a Dwarf army by mixing my metal and plastic miniatures together. It is only a beginning as the entire force is currently less than 500 points in Warhammer The Old World.

I am.very tempted to keep going, but as with my Nurgle Warriors of Chaos army, I'd want to keep it strictly Oldhammer.

Alternatively, I might just have enough to think about old scenarios such as those from Terror of the Lichemaster or Bloodbath at Orcs Drift. It's something to think about.

Acquired: -73
Painted: 447
Lead Mountain: 325

Sunday, 5 October 2025

You can't run in a campsite...

...you can only ran, because it's past tents!

Ahem...sorry about that. I've just finished this mini project and I'm a bit frazzled as it was in tents!

Baddum-tish!
Sorry about that, there's just not very much to say about this post.

I found myself with a bit of time this weekend as I'd finished the Orcs surprisingly quickly. Therefore I looked around for something that would be quick and easy to bash out.

A pair of Renedra bell tents for the bill.

A base coat, contrast layer and drybrush sorted the tents out pretty sharpish, but waiting for glue and paint to dry on the base was the most time consuming element.

I'm pleased that I managed to make the open tent a little more interesting with a tent pole made from a kebab skewer and the bunk that comes on the same sprue as the tents.

I also added the firepit (easily made from small stones and slivers of wood) for a bit of visual interest.

I've made sure that I've kept this for potential use with historical projects, particularly the War of 1812, as the other tent scenery I've done (from the same set) is either modern or pulp themed (although these are fairly versatile in their use).

Not much else to say really.

Acquired: -73
Painted: 435
Lead Mountain: 337

Saturday, 4 October 2025

The time of the Orc has come!

It's literally only just occured to me that the first things I've painted in what, in gaming circles at least, has become somewhat commonly known as 'Orctober', are so Orcs.

How fitting?


This motley bunch are a group I cobbled together for spares and leftovers some time ago. I undercoated them but lost my mojo and they have sat unloved since Matt ruined Lord of the Rings by killing Frodo in my Quest of the Ringbearer campaign.

I was looking to expand my forces of Mordor for a potential foray into the Gondor At War campaign book, but wanted to do so cheaply (as is my way). 

Therefore I started by smashing together the remaining handful of dark ages warriors bodies I had left with some heads and weapons from the Wargames Atlantic and Oathmark spurs I'd used previously.

After that I did something similar with a sprue if Frostgrave warriors, although, if you look closely, I ran out of orcish heads and had to improvise.

I kept the painting really simple, just like I'd done with my other Mordor Orcs (let's face it, they're never the main attraction in an army). Just a black undercoat dryprushed, then leather, metal, skin, fur and bone picked out before an overall wash.

All rather unremarkable.

The only thing of any real note in this batch was the inclusion of this ugly fellow. I've no idea of the manufacturer l, but I know I've had him for a loooong time.

He's a distorted chunk of metal that lacks detail and definition, but he has a certain character that means he might serve as a captain.

If Peter Jackson can serve up that sponge-headed Goonies reject, Gothmog, this misshapen fellow can lead my forces.

I'm not sure if October will feature any more Orcs got me, but 10 is a good amount.

Acquired: -73
Painted: 433
Lead Mountain: 339