Saturday, 10 May 2025
A Kind of Magic
Saturday, 22 February 2025
Plus Ca Change
I've tried to use my Tzeentch Daemons in several iterations of Warhammer 40k, to varying degrees of success.
In 9th and 10th editions, they were terrible, and were repeatedly dismantled by Pete's Space Wolves and outmatched in pretty much every department.
However, in Horus Heresy, the tables were turned and the Ruinstorm Deamons opened a six-pack of whupass on the Alpha Legion. Whilst in 2nd edition they turned out to be too much for Matt's Squats to handle.
Let's try 5th edition...
I think I mentioned before Christmas that our group has settled on 5th edition as our default setting as it fits our slightly older collections and doesn't have too much complexity to make people who don't play every week have to check the rules every 5 minutes.
For a bit of a change from the Blood Angels, I arranged a 1500 point game with Pete against his homebrew Marines, the Emperor's Mailed Fists, which he's had for as long as I've known him, but I've never played against.
Emperor's Mailed Fists
- HQ - Terminator Captain (Thunder Hammer)
- HQ - Terminator Epistolary Librarian (Force Axe)
- Elite - 10 Assault Terminators (5 Thunder Hammers & 5 Lightning Claws)
- Troop - Tactical Squad (Plasma Cannon & Plasma Gun)
- Troop - Tactical Squad (Heavy Bolter & Melta Gun)
- Troop - Tactical Squad (Heavy Bolter & Flamer) with Rhino
- Fast Attack - Land Speeder (Assault Cannon & Heavy Bolter)
- Heavy Support - Predator (Autocannon & Heavy Bolters)
Tzeentch Daemons
- HQ - Lord of Change
- HQ - Herald on Disc (We Are Legion, Master of Sorcery, Bolt of Tzeentch, Chaos Icon)
- Elite - 6 Flamers (Bolt of Tzeentch)
- Troops - 10 Pink Horrors (Bolt of Tzeentch, Chaos Icon, Instrument of Chaos)
- Troops - 10 Pink Horrors (Bolt of Tzeentch, Chaos Icon, Instrument of Chaos)
- Troops - 10 Pink Horrors
- Fast Attack - 6 Screamers
- Fast Attack - 6 Screamers
- Heavy Support - Daemon Prince of Tzeentch (Soul Devourer, Bolt of Tzeentch)
For those who have seen my army previously, it should be noted that due to model sizes being a bit different in 5th edition, I used my Daemon Prince as a Lord of Change, and my Changeling as a Daemon Prince. I also totally forgot to deploy one of my units of Horrors, because I'm an idiot.
Mission & Deployment
With no targets to fire at, most of the Marines pushed forwards, unsure which way round the building the Daemons would come.
Daemons 0 - Marines 0
Turn Two
With the momentum very much in the Marines favour, the remaining Daemons began to back off, trying to avoid the rampaging Terminators.
Out of spite, the Pink Horrors unleashed a gout of Warpfire which consumed the heroic Librarian, but left them dangerously close to the Terminators, who caught the Daemons and obliterated them.
With a single Flamer left on the table, clearly intent on hiding, we decided to not bother with another turn and call the game there.
Daemons 6 - Marines 7
That was much closer than I expected, but I think the terrain really helped as when we did get close, I found the Daemons largely outgunned and outfought.Tuesday, 26 November 2024
Trial by Fire
When me nephew asked me if he could try a game of 'Warhammer', I resisted the urge to launch into a tirade about how 'Warhammer' is a brand name and not the hobby and went about setting up a game for him to try.
I settled on having a go at 10th edition 40k, which I'm no expert at, for several reasons:
- I'm slowly turning my attention back towards the newest version of the game thanks to taking part in the Tale of Four Gamers Badab War campaign run by Arbitor Ian's YouTube channel and there's a possibility I might even play in an event,
- I had two fully painted armies in easy reach along with reference cards taken from the free pdfs released at the launch of the new edition,
- He has some Age of Sigmar models and so the mechanics would be similar to what he might play with friends.
- Librarian (not the right model, but what I had a card for)
- Tactical Squad (with Flamer and Missile Launcher)
- Dreadnought (with Assault Cannon)
- Changecaster
- Exalted Flamer
- Pink Horrors
- Flamers
However, the Librarian couldn't be everywhere, and so the Flamers were able to kill a Marine in the other combat squad.
On my second turn, I opted to charge in to hand to hand combat for three reasons:
- I wanted him to see how that area of the game mechanics worked.
- We were running out of time before we had to go out for dinner and this seemed a good way to speed things up.
- I had forgotten just how rubbish Pink Horrors are in hand-to-hand combat.
The fights continued, and despite the MN stones not rolling particularly well, the Horrors kept dying in droves.
Thursday, 2 November 2023
Incursion on Phargos Rex
Strike Master Ijax resentfully surveyed the slum quarter of Novia Quintus, the fifth city of Phargos Rex. He shouldn't be here. He should be coordinating the pursuit of the ragged collection of loyalist forces he'd trapped at Optera, but he'd been called back to Phargos Rex to deal with a new threat.
Cultists and insurgents were far from an unknown problem. Ever since the Ruinstorm, they'd been appearing all over the sector. Normally he'd let local forces put down the mob, but this one was different. An entire Militia regiment had disappeared and Ijax had decided to deploy the legion to send a message to the rebels and make a statement to the planetary governors that he could protect them, ensuring their loyalty.
He still had no clear intel on what he'd be facing and listened intently to the the vox traffic from the PDF units he had stationed ahead of his position. If the blood-curdling screams were any indication, they enemy, whatever they were, should be hitting his lines imminently.
Both armies warlord traits granted deployment shenanigans (which we alternated) which ultimately saw the Headhunters getting perilously close to their objective, whilst the Arch-Daemon and a unit of Lesser Daemons went back into reserve.
The Sovereign few directly towards the Sabres that had crept to far forwards, swinging its great blade in a sweeping arc that cut through both hulls in a single fluid movement.
The Behemoth raced in the direction of the Leviathan and was joined by a gargantuan figure striding out of a tear in realspace.
They crashed into the Dreadnought, tearing through its armour and leaving it struggling to stand on its ruined limbs.





















































